Armstrong might be stripped of 7th TDF title

[ThePrez]

CNN is reporting that Lance Armstrong may be stripped of his
7th Tour de France title.

 In a random check for banned substances, 3 were found in Armstrong's  hotel room. The substances, banned by the French, were as
follows:

 (1) Toothpaste
 (2) Deodorant
 (3) Soap

During an intensive physical exam of Armstrong called for by
the Tour's administrative body, French officials also found other items
which they had never seen before, those being a testicle and a backbone.

[cyclingmo]

Haha, I had read this before. Your title still scared the $hit out of me tho.